Does this make me look fat?

So yesterday, I spent a good chunk of time writing. I also spent a good chunk of time cleaning. In fact, I managed to fold, hang and put away nearly 5 loads of laundry. Quite a feat for one day, especially for me. In my quest to clear my floor of clothing for the next couple days, I attmpted to look for the outfit I envisioned for myself at my High School Reunion. For the life of me, I cannot loccate the skirt I want to wear. Well at least, when I looked half-heartedly, I couldn't find it. So being the lazy person that I am, I attempted to try on a couple other skirts and dresses, just in case the skirt I really want has been consumed by the closet monster.

I have come to a conclusion: I need to either lose weight fast, or do some serious shopping very, very soon. Everything I tried on either made me look like a total cow slut or an old biddy. Yes, I am a married woman with 2 kids, but damn it, it's only been 10 years -- I WANT TO LOOK HOT STILL!! Hot yet dignified. Why is this a problem for my wardrobe???

I plan on trying to find the skirt I love again, but I get this feeling It will have disappeared....damn!