I've decided to take a break from Half-Nekkid Thursday for a while for a few reasons:
1.) I'm a terrible procrastinator
2.) I am having weight/self-esteem issues and most importantly ..
3.) my camera broke and I don't have the money to get it fixed or buy a new one.
I realized the other day that it's August. Holy Carp (and I do mean the fish), where did the summer go? Really? Really...?
So you all should be aware of the fact that my birthday is in 24 days. I will be 31. that's right, 31 on the 31st. the only time in my life when my birthday and age will match. What will I be doing? Oh, taking a little trip to Martha's Vineyard to see my family. They give good presents. And they entertain my kids. It's a win-win situation for me.
I am very excited about this weekend. Nessa is heading to CT to see me! Well, kinda. We're going to see They Might Be Giants at Mohegan Sun for FREE! Sure the drinks are an arm and a leg and therefore I will not be drinking, but hey, I get to hear a great band and see my best freind. Pretty awesome, huh?
I was at Super Walmart shopping the other day, when a guy came up to me and said "hey how you doin'?". A hot guy. It took me a few seconds, but I realized it was one of the hot guys I danced with at Shrine last weekend. I was not looking my particular best, and I wanted to die, right there in the Seasonal Items section (it's back to school at the moment there, in case you don't know). I made small talk with him, and tried not to make too much eye contact, because you know, fat chicks and SMOKING-HOT, I-WISH-I-WERE-SINGLE-SO-I-COULD-SCREW-YOU guys do not mix, especially when one is married and has low self-esteem. Especially in THIS community when so many people know who you are, or know a friend of yours. Plus, he was so hot, I had thoughts instantly of being a bad, bad, wife, and I didn't want the temptation.....it was rough, lemme tell ya. He was one of the hottest guys I have ever seen. Really. He now has the #2 spot of non-famous people I'd love to fuck, if I ever end up divorced.
Then, the impossible happened.
He asked me if I free on Saturday night.
It's better if I write it like a play scene.
Cissa: (shifts uncomfortably)"Uh...yeah, actually I am. going to see They Might Be Giants at Mohegan."
Hot Guy: "Cool. I was gonna ask if you wanted to go see them with me." (note: he liked TMBG *Squee*)
Cissa: (gives a blank stare...she realizes he's waiting for a response.) "Uh...well, I'm uh, going with my friend, but uh, yeah maybe I will see you there."
Hot Guy: "Cool. Maybe I can buy you a few drinks."
Cissa: "Yeah, maybe....well it was nice seeing you....*thinks for a sec*...David, right?"
Hot Guy: "Yeah. Hey, can I get your number?"
Cissa: (blink. blink. blink-blink-blink-blink.) "No, sorry, I'm married."
Hot Guy: "oh...ok....so...that's a no?" (gives pouty face that makes Cissa want to jump him and throw him on the stacks of blank notebooks and show him a good time - she resists the urge)
Cissa: "Yeah, as much as I wish it wasn't, it's a no."
Hot Guy: "Well, I'll look for you Saturday."
Cissa: "Uh yeah..great! Bye!" (Cissa practically RUNS from the MEGA-SMOKIN-HOT guy)
I know...I can scarcely believe it myself either. I was seriously waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell me I was Punk'd or something. Or the guy from Candid Camera. Or Dick Clark and Ed McMahon from Bloopers and Practical Jokes. Really.
But hell, if this guy shows up on Saturday? You bet your ass I'm getting some free drinks!
Stay tuned to find out what happens! (as will I, since it's only Thursday)