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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I Need a New House

This house is small. The water runs cold. The water pressure is terrible. But most importantly....

The cable wiring in this house is completely FUCKED UP.

Yes dear readers, the reason why you didn't hear from me yesterday was because my LOVELY internet connection went out Sunday at about 6 pm and wasn't back on til nearly 4pm yesterday. By then I had things to do and wasn't in the mood to blog. The cable guy, Mike, who's been to my house 2 times in 3 weeks now, and I discovered that the cabling in my house is bad. So now my cable internet is hooked up directly to the box outside, with a wire going in my window to the modem. My new modem. yippee. I pray that no longer will I suffer outtages of almost 24 hours or more of no internet connection. If I do, Mike will be back....perhaps I will arrange for my sister to come to town and visit...He did ask me if I have a sister, after all!

So yesterday, I got my internet back and an attractive man flirting with me, and asking if I had a sister. Talk about an EGO BOOST!!

Yeah, this is my life....how sad!

BTW, if any of you are wondering, YES, Hubby was right upstairs!

And Mike even arranged for me to get some credit on next month's bill for all my outtages the last 4 weeks. See? Blondes DO have it better!! ;)

7 flame(s) added to the fire:

Eric said...

Sounds like the start of your average porno doesn't it???

The Phoenix said...

Sounds like the Cable Guy has a crush on you. Make sure you don't succumb and let him give you free cable. You remember what happened in that Jim Carey movie.

Mimi said...

You ain't blonde, your orange! LOL! J/K

Betty said...

I am glad your internet is back.c

Dr.John said...

I'm glad you are able to blog again. We would miss you in this blog community if you had a long outage.

vanessa said...

It's about damn time you gave me something new to read!

Bellarosa said...

If my cable guy was hot ... I'd be sabatoging my own connection just to get him to come over. But that's just me ;)